The Nascarization of Television

For those of you that read "$everance" you know the term "Nascarization." It was a funny little term I coined to describe the obscene plastering of advertising on every conceivable nook and cranny of the television screen.

Well, when I read stories like this one, I realize that my novel is no longer a satire. It's reality.

Note to future satirists: Don't bother satirizing the media. You can't possibly get ridiculous enough to outdo reality.