
I'm not British, so until briefly having
XM radio in my car I hadn't experienced much British radio. It's interesting stuff, though I don't really know how to accurately describe it. Would it be accurate to say there seems to be a lot more room for experimentation and diversity? That's the impression I got. Satellite radio like
XM and
Sirius are great services and seem to emulate this style, albeit in a looser fashion. Just in case you're wondering, I dropped my
XM subscription close to when I lost my job but it had more to do with the fact their billing department is detestable and couldn't get any information right, so I continued to get bills saying I was late despite multiple calls to provide and confirm my billing data. Standard US radio sucks, though I'd love to hear some standard British radio. I'm assuming it suffers a lot of the same issues but probably doesn't suck nearly as bad.
One radio show I would gladly have stayed up for would have been
Chris Morris' Blue Jam, a bizarre presentation of ambient sounds with twisted monologues running atop them. The show ran in the early morning hours from 1997 to 1999, potentially giving new meaning to the title of
The KLF's 3 A.M. Eternal. It was disturbing, fascinating and all around engrossing, sounding like something you'd hear while half-awake or having a fever dream. Of course, living in the US, I knew none of this until I started seeing ads for a then imminent CD release of material from the show on the always wonderful
Warp Records. After some research and eventually downloading a rip of it, I found myself in love with the absurd world of
Blue Jam, enough that I went to a certain record store, one I absolutely
DETEST, and exchanged my hard-earned funds for an official pressing of the CD. The art was great, it had liner notes that referenced the backing tracks and even led to a web-only bonus track. A purchase I am eternally pleased with!
The soundtrack to
Blue Jam is just as essential as the disturbing sketches.
Morris and his crew selected a lot of
Warp and
Ninja Tune's catalogs for the broadcasts as well as works by
Eno and other producers, though nothing here sounds contractually chosen, it all seems hand-picked by true music lovers who clearly enjoyed their work. This perfect mesh leads to bizarre skits like that of the television repair man,
Mr. Lizard, who deals with two angry patrons who have found lizards to be crawling out of their tv, all while being extremely cool and quiet and backed by sounds from
Aphex Twin's Selected Ambient Works Volume II. If that description doesn't entice or sell you on this, I'm not sure anything will, but trust me, this is some truly bizarre and funny stuff, although I suppose the old American argument still stands that you either enjoyed
Monty Python or you didn't, there was no in between.
After
Blue Jam left the radio, two television shows were produced mostly using the original radio sketches and adding perverse visuals and twisted editing. You can still order the CD from
Warp but it may no longer be in print as they're offering a cassette version at
Bleep. On top of that, the album isn't available digitally which I'm sure has a lot to do with the ownership of the sketches and the music beds. The DVDs of the shows are still available but those are only available in Europe in PAL format, so anyone with an NTSC DVD or Blu-Ray player will find themselves terribly out of luck. All of that is terribly disappointing which is why I'm posting the album for your listening enjoyment. This is ripped from my original
Warp Records CD of the album and I'm posting it as a set of high quality V0 MP3s, though you'll also find the video from the web-only exclusive,
Bishop Slips, an MP3 of that track and
Amon Tobin's collaboration with
Morris,
Bad Sex, in the archive. Grab this, play it in the middle of the night and get freaked out. As someone who doesn't indulge in
"extra-curricular-substance-excursions" you can take my word that this record will freak you out whether you're smoking a
J, getting shitfaced or doing anything else significantly mind altering. It's simply wonderful! Download link is below and I've listed all the music beds beneath the specific tracks. Enjoy!
Chris Morris - Blue Jam01 Blue Jam Intro02 Doc Phonemusic bed: Labradford - P03 Lamacq Sting04 4ft Carmusic beds: Propellerheads - Go Faster
Moloko - Day For Night05 Suicide Journalistmusic beds: Amon Tobin - Sordid
Amon Tobin - Nightlife
Funki Porcini - Going Down06 Acupuncturemusic bed: Naked Funk - Dreamland07 Bad Sex 2music bed: The Herbaliser - A Mother For Your Mind08 Mayo Sting09 Unflustered Parentsmusic beds: Pat C. & The Maxwell Implosion - Tic Tac
Funki Porcini - English Country Music
Brian Eno - Deep Blue Day10 Moyles Sting11 TV Lizardsmusic bed: Aphex Twin - SAW2 CD1 TRK712 Doc Cockmusic bed: Propellerheads - Oh Yeah13 Hobbs Sting14 Morton Interviewmusic bed: Sie - Message From Jupiter15 Fixit Girlmusic bed: Aphex Twin - SAW2 CD1 TRK5
Jimi Tenor - Nobody's Perfect16 Pornmusic bed: Fila Brazillia - A Zed & Two L's17 Kids Partymusic bed: The Clifford Gilberto Rhythm Combination - Restless18 Club Newsmusic bed: 9 Lazy 9 - Brothers Of The Red
19 Whiley Sting20 Little Girl Ballsmusic bed: Kensuke Shiina - Luv Bungalow21 Blue Jam OutroBonus Tracks:Bishop Slips (video and MP3)
music bed: Soul Coughing - Screenwriter's BluesAmon Tobin - Bad Sex (feat. Chris Morris)