
I put this together at one in the morning and thought it would be a good mix for the site despite being kinda discombobulated and suffering from the weirdness. As usual, it's mostly rare, unreleased or bizarre stuff that most people have never heard. The rule for my mixtapes has always been that they have to fit on an 80 minute CD, and this one barely makes the cut, coming in at 79:51 when I burnt a copy off this morning. Enjoy!
The Unheard Music - October 2009 Mixtape: The Kitchen Sink01 Anal Cunt - Theme From Three's CompanyAnal Cunt, yes you read that right, is the brainchild of
Seth Putnam. I'm sure if you listen to their tracks that you'll find the word brain is used loosely in describing their music, but damn it if I don't find these guys entertaining as hell! Full of openly nasty and disgusting jokes, their tongues have been surgically implanted in their cheeks. Don't take much seriously about them, they're pretty fucked up. Check
here for more info. That said, I'm not racist, prejudiced, homophobic or whatever nasty things these guys have been incorrectly labeled in the past, and I don't think they are either, so don't start looking at me sideways.
02 Jega - FireballIf you didn't download the
Variance: Roughs, this should give you an idea what you missed out on. Awesome shit! Also, anyone know what program I can use to create the
Soundwave effect as sampled in this track? That's
Soundwave from
Transformers. Anybody? I wanna write a song with that vocal sound all over it!
03 Avenue D - My Dirty SouthAvenue D are some kinky girls who write all about being sexy and doing sexy things. These girls are filthy and I love 'em for it! This is pretty good stuff, funky and funny at the same time. Don't play this at work or around the easily offended though, you'll be in deep shit. Actually, this whole mixtape is kinda like that.
WARNING: PLAY IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR CAR, HOME, OR WITH HEADPHONES ON. ONLY PLAY IN PUBLIC WITH LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS WHO FIND SONGS LIKE THESE ENTERTAINING! Unfortunately
Avenue D have split up, but you can still hit their
website and buy some stuff! All of their releases are now available on
iTunes.
04 Dink - Green Mind (Pure Organic Edit)Kent, Ohio's very own! God bless
Bob Serpentini!
05 Anal Cunt - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)There is going to be a post about these idiots at some point in their future. Their
Howard Is Bald tape, which is less than ten minutes long, is hilarious. It's also almost completely devoid of noise, which is rather exceptional for them.
06 The Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy (Pete Rock Remix)Apparently this was the version of
Juicy originally slated for
Ready To Die, but it instead was released as a remix.
Puffy supposedly had the album version created after hearing this so he wouldn't have to pay
Pete as much cash. Would anyone be surprised if that's true? As good as the album version is though,
Pete's version is the winner!
07 The Pharcyde - Soul Flower (2 Tha 3 Mix)I'll have to dig out the interview about this remix.
Fatlip was directly involved with it's production and the group, as much as they loved it, figured there was no way this mix could ever get a proper release. It was issued on a promo-only 12" and later appeared on the
Sold My Soul compilation, an import-only collection of rarities, b-sides and unreleased tracks. Great sample-heavy remix!
08 Boris The Sprinkler - Kill The RamonesThese guys were great and totally weird.
Rev. Nørb was their frontman if that means anything. Actually, if you know who he is you probably already know who
Boris The Sprinkler are, but if you don't, enjoy their pop-punk craziness. Also, despite this song's title, they really do love the
Ramones. More on
Boris here.
09 Tigerboy - With Attitude?Tigerboy is really
kid606. He put this thrashing of the
Misfits' Attitude out as the b-side of his remix of
NWA's Straight Outta Compton. The single actually credits
kid606 on the a-side and
Tigerboy on the b-side, and your guess is as good as mine as to why the
kid had to complicate matters so deeply.
10 69 - DesireI was saddened to pull down the
69 stuff. It really is some of
Carl Craig's best work and I wish it was easier for people to get a hold of.
Carl's PR people hinted that a track or two shouldn't be an issue, so I figured I could post the amazing
Desire in this month's mixtape. Remember, if you like this, you can still order the
69 boxset at the
Planet E website. This track is also available on a few compilations and, if you can find it,
The Sound Of Music CD which compiles the
69 EPs
Lite Music and
Sound On Sound.
11 Jega - The Girl Who Fell To EarthThis is from the finished
Variance album and is a stunner! Go to
Bleep and get a download of this
NOW!!! Awesome album!
12 Violent Femmes - Breakin' Up (Demo)Recorded in the early eighties, the 1994 version is almost identical. Just shows that you shouldn't mess with perfection!
13 Anal Cunt - Stayin' Alive (Oi Version)Yep, more stupidity.
14 Mi Ami - EchononechoSHIT! These guys are awesome! Prepare for spastic dub/rock noisiness! I don't know too much about
Mi Ami but they have a sweet album named
Watersports and are formed from the now-defunct
Black Eyes. Check 'em out over at
Quarterstick Records' website. You can also get
Watersports on
iTunes or
Amazon.
15 Apotheosis - O Fortuna (Apocalypse Chorus Mix)I knew a guy in college who went nuts for this track. He made a music video out of stuff he taped off the
Discovery Channel that documented the evolution of the human race, all set to this track. It's kinda cheesy in the way that a lot of early nineties rave stuff is, but it's still a cool track.
16 Ol' Dirty Bastard - Give It To Ya Raw (SD50 Remix)SD50 are/were
Dante Ross,
John Gamble and
Geeby Dajani. They did a lot of hip-hop production and remixes in the nineties and pretty much everything they touched was blessed. This remix appeared on the
O.D.B.E.P. which is, as far as I can tell, an import and promo-only collection of
Return To The 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version remixes and b-sides. As is the standard with
ODB, prepare for the weirdness! Oh, how wonderful the weirdness that
ODB and
Wu-Tang is!
17 Anal Cunt - Theme From The A-TeamSeriously! The A-Team Theme! That doesn't make it good, but it certainly is notable!
18 Pete Rock & Large Professor - The Rap WorldAwesome collaboration between
Pete and
Extra P! This appeared on the
High School High soundtrack with a number of rather good tracks from members of the
Wu,
ATCQ,
D'Angelo & Eryakh Badu (!!!AWESOME!!!),
The Roots and a bunch of other great artists. Great soundtrack for a shitty movie, and I'm a fan of
Jon Lovitz! Check the
Discogs reference to see the track list for yourself.
19 Wilco - The Good PartWonderful leftover from
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.
Jeff Tweedy cut most of the overly poppy tracks, like this one, from the album as they didn't fit with his vision, which is understandable, but when the tracks are this good they really should be released in some manner eventually.
20 Beck - In A Cold Ass FashionBeck wanted to name
Mellow Gold after this track, but the label didn't want the word Ass on the packaging. Their loss. Essential track! I will eventually do a few
Beck posts as I have so much of his stuff lying around.
21 Jahmbi Joe and The Pimps - This Song Is Called Uh-HuhExplanation pending.
22 Anal Cunt - American WomanProbably their cover that's truest to the original. That's not saying much though.