Friday, April 1, 2011

Rebecca Black, ‘Behind The Music’ Parody on Funny Or Die – Hilarious!

Poor Rebecca Black.

The website Funny or Die did a great parody of the infamous VH1 “Behind the Music” called “Betwixed The Music” and this week’s target – “Friday” singer Rebecca Black.

In this classic comedic parody, the video showcases her “Rise to fame” and then her tragic downfall and untimely death from the dark side of success.

One girl, with one song, about one day…. The road was not easy. After hours of struggle, she finally hit the big time.

Leave it to FunnyOrDie to pick up on this terrible 15 minutes of fame. There is even a cameo from Van Halen front man Sammy Hager.

Black tells in her own words about what happened when the dark side of fame came knocking on her door.

The parties where she was offered the hard stuff - Pixy Stix, Tootsie Rolls, late night parties, and the one time Jay Leno offered her a Werther’s Original.

Oh the shame, the agony, the pity, and the tragedy that was Rebecca Black. We only wish this whole mess was just an April fool’s joke.

Cameron Diaz in Elizabeth and James


A chic-looking Cameron Diaz was at the CinemaCon 2011 in Las Vegas on March 30.

In usual Cam style she teamed her LBD look (from Roland Mouret) with a blazer from Elizabeth and James.

Lanvin wedges and a gold bangle from Gemma Redux completed her look.

The Elizabeth and James "James" Linen Blazer is on-line at nordstrom.com and costs $395.00.

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Prince William Getting a Bit Nervous


Britain's Queen Elizabeth II (R) is greeted by her grandson Prince William during a visit to RAF Valley in Anglesey, Wales on April 1, 2011. Britain's Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh today visited RAF Valley in Anglesey and were given a personal tour of an RAF search and rescue helicopter by Prince Willam. Getty Images

No Ring for Prince William


Prince William disembarks a Sea King helicopter at RAF Valley in Anglesey, north Wales, after taking part in a training exercise at nearby Holyhead Mountain Thursday, March 31, 2011. AP Photo

Prince Albert (Male Genital Piercing)

The story goes something like this. Before his marriage to Queen Victoria in 1825, Prince Albert pierced his penis as a way to help hide the unsightly bulge it made in his fashionably tight trousers. His member was then “dressed down” a pant leg and the “dressing ring” was fixed to a hook to hold it in place. Unfortunately, like so much of the information surrounding genital piercing, this story is little better than hearsay.

While genital piercings have become increasingly popular with the mainstream appeal of body modification such as tattooing, very little serious medical information exists on the risks, or even benefits, of genital jewelry. As a result, many people find out the problems associated with these piercings the hard way.

To help shed some light on the underworld of penis piercings, below is an illustrated list of the various types of piercings followed by some of the potential risks.

TYPES OF MALE GENITAL PIERCINGS

Ampallang/Apadravya: A straight barbell is pierced horizontally (ampallang) or vertically (apadravya) through the head of the penis, passing either above, under, or through the urethra.


Dydoe: One or more curved barbells or rings is pierced through the edge of the penis head.


Foreskin: The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is pierced with a bead ring or circular barbell one or multiple times.


Frenum: Behind the Prince Albert, this is the second most popular male genital piercing. A straight barbell, curved barbell, or captive bead ring is pierced through the flexible skin on the underside of the shaft. Variations include: 1.) Lorum Piercing—the piercing is positioned at the base of the shaft, near the scrotum, and 2.) Frenum Ladder—a row of several frenum piercings.


Guiche/Perineum: A captive bead ring is pierced under the scrotum, near the anus.


Hafada/Scrotum: A piercing on any part of the scrotum.


Prince Albert: A barbell or captive bead ring is fed through the urethra and pierced through the bottom of the penis. A reverse Prince Albert involves the piercing exiting through the top of the penis.


Pubic: A captive bead ring is centered atop the shaft at the base of the man’s penis to stimulate a woman’s clitoris during deep penetration.



RISKS
The most important thing you can do when getting a penis piercing is to find an experienced piercer who is licensed and reputable. Unfortunately the body modification industry isn’t regulated as heavily as it should be. As with any other piercing or tattoo, getting your body art from an unlicensed artist greatly increases your chances of catching a serious infection or communicable disease. An experienced piercer can also cause irreparable damage to one of the most sensitive, and important, parts of your body.

General care: Most all of these piercings come with a minimum of one week without sex as exchanging body fluids, sweat, and sex friction is a great way to develop a nasty infection. If untreated, a serious infection can result in permanent tissue damage or, in the worst case scenario, amputation or death. Even after this initial abstinence period, you should exercise extreme caution when having sex. You should wear a condom even with your monogamous partner for as long as the piercing is still healing: anywhere from 4 to 12 months.
Oral Sex: Until the piercing is fully healed, any body fluids such as saliva or sweat can cause infection. If engaging in oral sex, you should wear a condom and otherwise clean yourself regularly with antibacterial soap.

Difficulties with Safe Sex: Until the piercing is fully healed it will offer an open wound that leaves your penis more susceptible to infections and STDs. Even after the piercing is healed, any slight tear during sex will open up the problem anew. Also, some believe that shaft piercings, particularly barbells, increase the risk of the condom catching on the metal and tearing.

Urethra/Urination: The good thing about get a piercing that passes through your urethra is that your urine acts as a sterilizing agent, helping to clean the wound. However, even though the Prince Albert is the most popular penis piercing, these deep piercings come with a number of problems. Some men with a Prince Albert prefer to sit when they urinate to reduce the dribble and splatter effect the piercing has on their urine stream. This piercing also has the potential of angering your partner who has to deal with your urine splattering the toilet seat. Once the piercing is removed, it’s common for the urine flow to be diverted through the hole left by the jewelry. Some men merely cover this flute hole with their finger until it heals. Others may have to seek a minor plastic surgery to permanently close the gap. These piercings can also cause a narrowing of the urethra due to scar tissue, making it more difficult to use the bathroom. Urethra piercings also come with an increased chance of urinary tract infections.

Ripping and tearing: The motivation behind many of these piercings is to increase sexual pleasure for you and your partner by increasing friction. Unfortunately this same friction can cause the piercing to tear the skin or be ripped out. Shallow piercings like the Frenum and the Dydoe are particularly susceptible to being ripped out during rough sex. However, even a piercing as deep as the Prince Albert can get caught and cause a tear. In addition to unsightly and pragmatic scar tissue, if the bead end of a barbell comes undone during sex, the barb can inflict serious puncture wounds on you or your partner.

Erectile tissue: If the piercing accidentally goes too deep, it can damage your erectile tissue. This may result in a curved erection or increased difficulty getting and sustaining an erection.
Scrotum piercings: Any male genital piercing that is not on the shaft of the penis is particularly prone to infection due to increased perspiration and a lack of ventilation. The Guiche, which is positioned between the anus and the scrotum, is especially at risk. Also, this type of piercing isn’t recommended for anyone who sits for much of the day, as this may irritate the piercing. While the scrotum offers plenty of places for a piercing, it is extremely important that the piercing be shallow and not puncture the scrotum sac, as this will dramatically increase the chances of infection.

To See Photos of Male Genital Piercings Click on the link below.


Inked Plus Raw: Prince Albert

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Chuck Lorre Reaches Out To Charlie Sheen In New Vanity Card

Ever since Charlie Sheen and executive producer Chuck Lorre began their epic feud, more viewers have become aware of Lorre’s “Vanity Card” routine.

Thursday night’s “The Big Bang Theory” was no exception.

After staying relatively mum on the issue, Lorre once again took to his vanity card to send his somewhat subliminal message.

Lorre, along with other “Two and a Half Men” staff, is being sued for $100 million by Sheen for a long laundry list of issues.

Since his departure from the show, Sheen has embarked on a live show that starts today across the country. Some critics believe the shows will be Sheen’s final downfall as ticket sales have slumped – regardless of what Charlie is telling everyone.

Related: Critics Worry About Charlie Sheen's Upcoming Live Shows

This week’s vanity card was one of the longest in Lorre history, forcing thousands of DVR users to fine tune their pause and rewind skills.

Here is what the vanity card said:

Whenever I've gone through tough times, well-meaning people have told me that God/the universe does not give us more than we can handle. Well, I've been going through a tough time recently, and sure enough, that old saying has been tossed my way on several morose occasions. After some careful consideration, I've decided it's bull$#*!. As an aphorism, it only makes sense in hindsight - after you've managed to crawl from the wreckage of whatever calamity that God/the universe decided to toss your way. No one ever uses it to comfort someone who's been hit by a bus or turned into a puddle of goo by flesh-eating bacteria (although in the right circumstance, that could be a hoot). Another thing I hear a lot is, "this too shall pass." Again, I know these are words meant to reassure, but somehow they always leave me feeling that heartbreak, rage and grief are going to come shooting out of me like kidney stones through an inflamed urethra. For someone in crisis, I think a more accurate and helpful assessment of reality would be, "Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God/the universe is determined to kill you by whatever means necessary." Consider trying that next time you're called on to do some consoling. If you're feeling impish, you might also try, "According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon."

No one can accuse Lorre of every holding anything back, and this message was no exception. This is not the first time the producer has targeted sheen. Just last month Lorre wrote that if Charlie outlived him he would be pissed.

All’s fair in love and Hollywood? Enough said.

The Queen and Prince Philip Visit Prince William at Work

Britain's Queen Elizabeth II (L) and Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh (R) view a Sea King search and rescue helicopter with Prince William during a visit to RAF Valley in Anglesey, Wales on April 1, 2011. Britain's Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh, today visited RAF Valley in Anglesey in high winds and were given a personal tour of an RAF search and rescue helicopter by Prince William. Getty Images